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I was a man before I was a king.

Name:
Cadeyrn Kromstonne
Birthdate:
15 June 1967
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"I live, I love, I slay, and I am content."

I do not know when I was born, the year had no meaning. It was summer, near the longest day and on such a day were we attacked. Both my mother and father joined in repelling those who fought to kill and enslave us. And in the fighting my mother, already heavy with child did fall. With her last breaths did she cry for my father, and while battle raged around them, he cut me out of her. She named me, as Cimmarian mother's are charged to do, and my name was the last word to cross her lips.

... a thousand adventures I have had, a thousand lives I have lived and a thousand upon thousands worth of willing women I have loved for an hour or a night. Oceans of mead and beer have I drank as I laughed, loved and fought my way across the land. For each adventure is only good until the next arrives, each woman is warm in her own soft or radiant way, and each beer slakes a dry throat as no other did before. So I shall travel, and fight, and fuck, and steal, and love and drink my way across the oceans and forests of the world until the sun sets never to rise again.

I am a Cimmarian, born in the Hyborian Age, between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas.

I have been a Kozak, and a pirate, a thief and a gambler. I've been a mercenary, a killer and a king. I am Conan. And I am here.

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(Character taken from the Robert E Howard books, as well as from the more modern Conan comics. About the only thing he's taking from any of the Conan movies is the actor, Jason Momoa who plays Conan in the 2011 movie version.)

PB is Jason Mamoa, and I neither own him, nor the character concept, nor do I make money on this.

Conan's age for play in this is his very late 20s, early 30's. And it is to be presumed that he has completed all of his adventures in Cimmeria, Hyboria, etc by now.

Both the character and the writer are over the age of 18 by at least a decade in fact. So be warned, this journal may contain violence, adult situations, nudity, death, sex, spitting on the sidewalk and over-indulging in various substances. If you are not of legal age in the country where you are living now, go read something else.


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